Kenneth Frisk

I simply cannot be described, whatever the rules for this forum demand.

But, here's a snippet:

Lola's day

(accompanied by a 'Willie and the Hand Jive' rhythm)

Charlie got to town one day,
a-looking for his dame
Claimed he's gonna get her back
- New man? All the same!

Willie heard about it,
left his tractor up the hill
Drove his pickup through the stream,
crushed thump keg, worm, and still

People started gathering,
heard them argue way before
about who's gonna rip guts out,
who'd kick whom through the door

The two sat down in separate bars,
on each side of the street
Buying rounds for kith and kin,
a-yapping 'bout the meet

Battle day is coming
Both sides do prepare to slay
Time will show who's winning,
who'll be calling it his day

Charlie showed off the tattoos
he got in Desert Storm
Willie'd boxed for thirteen years,
still claiming he's in form

Crowds were forming on both sides
a-cheering for each part
Finally, they had one last,
and went outside to start

Lola's day

(accompanied by a 'Willie and the Hand Jive' rhythm)

Charlie got to town one day,
a-looking for his dame
Claimed he's gonna get her back
- New man? All the same!

Willie heard about it,
left his tractor up the hill
Drove his pickup through the stream,
crushed thump keg, worm, and still

People started gathering,
heard them argue way before
about who's gonna rip guts out,
who'd kick whom through the door

The two sat down in separate bars,
on each side of the street
Buying rounds for kith and kin,
a-yapping 'bout the meet

Battle day is coming
Both sides do prepare to slay
Time will show who's winning,
who'll be calling it his day

Charlie showed off the tattoos
he got in Desert Storm
Willie'd boxed for thirteen years,
still claiming he's in form

Crowds were forming on both sides
a-cheering for each part
Finally, they had one last,
and went outside to start

[raise one half-tone]

Squaring off on five feet distance,
Charlie took a run
Hit his foe's right fist at speed,
and lost h..