Lyrics by dalton hill

basement renovations (the last stand parody)

Genres: Rock

In the home of a hippy
In the bathroom of insanity
Billy's toilet seat is in danger
You can hear him coming towards
They all run away in hordes
He's going to do a basement renovation
It wasn't used till 89
Out of service since 9/11
They’re getting a new water line 
In the year of 27
They’re waiting for this guy named kevin
He's still not done
Now he's stuck,  Better call our landlord
His butt Is feeling sorely
He tells us that's all he could afford 
the TP ripped so poorly
He tells everyone he's not quitting 
He will fulfill his glory
Until then, he will be stuck sitting
On the lavatory again
He’s got to take another poo
Which was so long overdue
So we tell him we’ll be waiting
But now i really have to pee
There might be one more fatality
Now i really think billy has constipation 
It wasn't used till 89
Out of service since 9/11
They’re getting a new water line
In the year of 27
They’re waiting for this guy named kevin
He's still not done
Now he's stuck,  Better call our landlord
His butt Is feeling sorely
He tells us that's all he could afford
the TP ripped so poorly
He tells everyone he's not quitting
He will fulfill his glory
Until then, he will be stuck sitting
On the lavatory again
Dying from masterbation with dedication
In a situation, We die a nation
Papa’s constipation, What in tarnation
It's your final destination 
Dying from masterbation with dedication
In a situation, We die a nation
Papa’s constipation, What in tarnation
It's your final destination
Oh my freaking god
Now he's stuck,  Better call our landlord
His butt Is feeling sorely
He tells us that's all he could afford
the TP ripped so poorly
He tells everyone he's not quitting
He will fulfill his glory
Until then, he will be stuck sitting
On the lavatory again
the TP ripped so poorly
I can't wait to tell this story again

Beach boys (drift away parody)

Genres: Soul

after every day i refuse
to listen to the music that they abuse
it's either that or the daily news
And i'm feeling the pain, it's a crying shame
So, play me the beach boys, or sell my soul
Cause anythings better than that rock 'n' roll we hear today
Oh, play me the beach boys, or sell my soul
cause anythings better than that rock and roll that's here to stay
i'm thinking they’re committing a crime
to make music the way they do
all i want to do is unwind
but the fountain of youth tells me the truth
Oh, play me the beach boys, or sell my soul
cause anything is better than that rock n roll we hear today
Hey, give me the beach boys, or sell my soul
cause anything's better than that rock n roll that's here to stay
and when i feel set free
you know a felony can screw me
and when I'm feeling true
a lawyers coming through to sue me
Don't be coy when you’re leaving me 
you don't want to know what i did to your song 
And house and car and our money
I'm moving on so get off my lawn
And play me the beach boys, or sell my soul
cause anything's better than that rock and roll we hear today
Play me the beach boys, or sell my soul
cause anything is better than that rock and roll that's here to stay
Ho, ho, oh-ho, yeah
Play me the beach boys, or sell my soul (sell my soul)
anything's better than that rock and roll we hear today
Yeah, hey, hey, yeah
Play me the beach boys, or sell my soul
anything's better than that rock and roll that's here to stay.
Na, na, now won't ya
Won't ya take me?
Whoa-ho, take me